Welcome to 2012! This exciting year will be BIG, big I tell you. And to help ring it in we have a little humor, courtesy of a full cast of characters. Enjoy the wisdom, the unusual comments and the hilarity – rest assured, there are more where these come from and we have all of 2012 to laugh together. Enjoy!
Why would you cry at a Bret Michaels concert – oh, would you just cry ’cause he sucks? Megan
I’m operating on like 4 hours of sleep…I forgot. – Overheard at NDSU
If I bought him a kid’s meal he would probably stab me while I was sleeping. – Overheard at MSUM
Santa spanks naughty kids. – Leanne
Oooo Subway. – Leanne
Boring. – Laura C.
If I ever show tons of enthusiasm – that’s sarcasm. – Laura C.
I need you people to be quiet – I am sick of this. – Mia, a 3-year-old
Looks like a healthy way to get drunk. – Megan, commenting on a veggie packed drink on a menu
I should just manage the whole world. – Megan
Friends are a renewable resource. – Krystal Mixon