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January’s Featured Quotations

By Sarah Hinnenkamp

Happy New Year everyone! Hope 2013 is getting off to a great start. Here’s a few laughs to help you ease in to the new year. Make 2013 a year to remember!

 

How’s 2013 so far? – Sarah
It’s the Year of the Maple. – Husband
Every year is the Year of the Maple. – Sarah

 

 

I need to find some pants to wear today. – Sarah
Why? You’re just going to Walmart. – Husband

 

 

Ugh. Christmas was LAST YEAR and we still have our Christmas crap up. – Husband

 

 

I’ve got a lot of rage and I need to dispense it somewhere. – Lisa

 

 

I have a list of people to tase. – Sarah

 

 

You’re on my pillow. – Sarah
It’s called “sharing,” Sarah. It’s part of marriage. – Husband

 

 

Glenda down the street says when I die, I’m gonna die kickin’. I don’t know what THAT means. – Grandma Faye

 

Vintage 2007

You kinda gotta feel bad for the guy a little bit. – Sarah
For being a dork? – Dave G.

 

Can I have some tape? – Newspaper reporter
No. Nobody reads the paper. – TV reporter

 

Text received while reporting:
The defense team is eating at a table near us…I don’t know where the offense is.

 

Happy New Year!

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