“Do you know that this nail polish smells like apples? *sniff* Oh, no – it smells like nail polish.” – Kirsten
*“Lindsey joined a sports team so she could have a big locker.” – Megan
“Frasier has every single episode.” – Maren
“FRASIER’S NOT REAL.” – Kirsten
“Ah, the Mediocre Western.” Collin
“Do you want a cookie?” – Dan
“Seriously, go back to Wisconsin.” – Sarah
“I will. At least there I have beer, cheese and porn.” – Dan
Megan says
I have to be honest, when I first saw this I was like ‘Dear Gaaawd please let it not have an F bomb or be something derogatory’…..Pleasantly surprised mine was the clean one for once!
Collin says
Because it’s not as good as the Best Western! To this day, I still think that joke should’ve gotten a better reaction.