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January’s Featured Quotations

By Sarah Hinnenkamp

This girl thinks the quotes are funny.

“Do you know that this nail polish smells like apples? *sniff* Oh, no – it smells like nail polish.” – Kirsten

*“Lindsey joined a sports team so she could have a big locker.” – Megan

“Frasier has every single episode.” – Maren
“FRASIER’S NOT REAL.” – Kirsten

“Ah, the Mediocre Western.” Collin

“Do you want a cookie?” – Dan
“Seriously, go back to Wisconsin.” – Sarah
“I will. At least there I have beer, cheese and porn.” – Dan

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  1. Megan says

    January 3, 2011 at 12:11 pm

    I have to be honest, when I first saw this I was like ‘Dear Gaaawd please let it not have an F bomb or be something derogatory’…..Pleasantly surprised mine was the clean one for once!

  2. Collin says

    January 3, 2011 at 2:13 pm

    Because it’s not as good as the Best Western! To this day, I still think that joke should’ve gotten a better reaction.

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