July’s Featured Quotations – A Great American Roadtrip

The following quotations were recorded during a six day road trip to Yellowstone National Park.

“That’s my ‘yay’ dance…mostly it’s just convulsions.” – Greener

“No one should ever give me a [dead] elk and say ‘Here – care for this.'” – Sarah

“That’s so beautiful.” – Sarah, about the mountains
“Yeah. I’m gonna have to put some pants on for that.” – Greener

“I really would love to live in your dream world – crazy stuff happens there.” – Krystal

“We’re getting closer [to the bottom of the mountain pass] so if we were to fall, we wouldn’t necessarily die right away.” – Greener

“Where are the wild dangeroos?” – Tourist to a park ranger after reading a sign about the bison being “wild and dangerous.”

“I am SO tan. I am jealous of myself.” – Sarah

“Now if we fall, maybe only one of us would break our neck.” – Greener, on getting even closer to the bottom of the mountain pass

“Well, step outside sir, and I’ll tell you what I think. I owe you a good whoopin’ anyway.” Krsytal talking to her colleague

“Holy Me-Cheeseballs.” – Greener viewing the lake for the first time

“Good call on avoiding that exit. There’s construction…and they’re moving a house…but look, there’s vodka.” – Sarah

“This is rush hour?” – Greener
“Ok, judgy pants.” – Sarah
“I’ve been wearing them all day.” – Greener