“When I tell a joke, you don’t laugh – but you laugh at your own jokes.” – Sarah
“That’s because mine are funny.” – Husband
“I’m thinking we take a clown car to a gator wrestling event and then start up our own shin-kicking contest.” – Greener
“When I’m telling you to do something, I’m not asking you.” – Laura C.
“I believe in laying down too much – but I don’t believe in too much sleep.” – Greener
“Well, look at Arnold and Maria.”
“Yes, that’s a sign of the apocalypse.” – heard on KFGO, Fargo
On PDA… “Don’t people know that when they do that people hate them?” Megan
“When you have to tell people that you’re funny…you’re probably not.” – Kristin H
Kristin on making the quote board…
“Oh look, now I can go around telling people I’m funny!” – Kristin H
“Watch your back – or your face…get it? I’m going to punch you in the face.” – Greener