June’s Featured Quotations

This guy finds the quotations hilarious. You should too.

My loyalty is measured in dollars and pennies. – Dan

I wish I had been born organized instead of good looking. – Dad

Why do you think you can just make unilateral decisions? – Sarah
Because I get up at 3:45 in the morning. – Husband

I want to buy a truck. That way I can say ‘I thought I told you to stay in the truck.’” – Danny

You can’t rewind funny. – Laura