Happy Month o’ Halloweeeeeeeen!
Krystals don’t bite on purpose…only when they’re cornered. – Krystal
Did your brain throw up again? – Sarah
Nope. Pooped. – Husband
You may wear the pants, but I wear the heels. Screw me over once…and I will stab you with them. – Leanne
I’m gonna drown him in the bath tub and then make ear muffs. – Krystal, on the furry animal that keeps breaking in to her house
I don’t have a very good memory. When I die, I’m going to ask them to roll the video tape. – Sarah
Not me – I just want the highlights. – John
You’re just a fun murderer. – Krystal <I hope y’all read that the right way, otherwise, it’s quite disturbing.>
Hi Grandma Faye, how are you? – Sarah
Oh…bored as a fart. – Grandma Faye
I don’t even know what that means. – Sarah
My friend Gary always says “That’s as dry as a popcorn fart” it’s amazing how you can use that in all sort of conversations.