Every once in a while I go through my vast collection of quotations to see if there are any I should be sharing. Lucky for you, I found many from the 2013 collection to entertain you. My husband Terry did not know that I printed this until he opened up the newspaper. His life is such an adventure.
Read ‘em and weep.
“Terry, I don’t remember the last time you apologized to me.” – Sarah
“I’m sorry.” – Terry
Terry leaving for work…
“When will I see you again?” – Sarah
“Seven to ten business days.” – Terry
“I think it’s telling when there are safety glasses sitting next to the coffee pot.” – Sarah
“Yeah, like maybe you’re making the coffee too strong.” – Terry
“Ah! They are making my teeth fall asleep.” – Terry
“Teeth are dead.” – Sarah
“Exactly.” – Terry
“You’re on my pillow.” – Sarah
“It’s called “sharing,” Sarah. It’s part of marriage.” – Terry
“How do you wash your beard?” – Sarah
“With your toothbrush.” – Terry
“You have to have it your way, don’t you Maple? You’re like the Burger King of dogs.” – Terry
“That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen. Really. And I’ve seen a lot of dumb things. A lot. –Terry
“They are so wrong.” – Terry
“What?” – Sarah
“They said a watched pot never boils!” – Terry
See? Sometimes it’s just good to pause and have a good laugh. I sure hope Terry agrees. I imagine there will be more quotations after this column prints.