Every once in a while I go through my vast collection of quotations to see if there are any I should be sharing. Lucky for you, I found many from the 2013 collection to entertain you. My husband Terry did not know that I printed this until he opened up the newspaper. His life is such an adventure.
Read ‘em and weep.
Terry, reading his quotations in the newspaper and trying not to laugh. (That came later.)
“Terry, I don’t remember the last time you apologized to me.” – Sarah
“I’m sorry.” – Terry
Terry leaving for work…
“When will I see you again?” – Sarah
“Seven to ten business days.” – Terry
“I think it’s telling when there are safety glasses sitting next to the coffee pot.” – Sarah
“Yeah, like maybe you’re making the coffee too strong.” – Terry
“Ah! They are making my teeth fall asleep.” – Terry
“Teeth are dead.” – Sarah
“Exactly.” – Terry
“You’re on my pillow.” – Sarah
“It’s called “sharing,” Sarah. It’s part of marriage.” – Terry
“How do you wash your beard?” – Sarah
“With your toothbrush.” – Terry
“You have to have it your way, don’t you Maple? You’re like the Burger King of dogs.” – Terry
“That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen. Really. And I’ve seen a lot of dumb things. A lot. –Terry
“They are so wrong.” – Terry
“What?” – Sarah
“They said a watched pot never boils!” – Terry
See? Sometimes it’s just good to pause and have a good laugh. I sure hope Terry agrees. I imagine there will be more quotations after this column prints.