“The doghouse is my man cave.” Newlywed Dan
“Anybody can do news – we could do news – we should do news.” – co-worker Mike
Mike looks up – looooong pause.
“What would be real news?” – Mike
“From A’s house we could get delivery.” – Collin
“We could probably get shot, if we wanted.” – Amanda
“It’s easy to snap at people – especially when they’re dumb.” Lisa
“That was grammatically incorrect.” – Sarah, while watching a TV show
“What do you expect? He’s a Martian.” – Terry