- “Ah, the Mediocre Western.” – my friend, Romyn, while driving by a Best Western
- “You know, they say the things that bother us most about other people are the same flaws we have.” – Terry
“What bothers you most about me?” – Sarah
“Nothing – I’m perfect.” – Terry
- “You can’t have the street cred when you have osteoporosis. You don’t see many hunch back gangstas.” my funny friend Amanda