Happy February! Feast your eyes on this month’s featured quotations and submit a post about which ones made you laugh out loud – it might be all of them. Man, I know some funny people.
Here we go…
If we drive there’s no fighting. – Sarah
If we fly we get to fight? – Husband
Remember when you and I had our little weekend together? – Lisa to Maple the Dog
I can’t believe she likes me that much…she must not know me very well. – Megan
The copy is good, I just don’t have a vision for it. – Dan
Try something and then I will rip it apart and say “This is not what I had in mind but I don’t know how to fix it.” It will be fun. Trust me. – Sarah
Apparently they don’t change light bulbs, they just buy more lamps. <pause> They have SEVEN lamps. – Megan
If you’re going to be a bad ass, do something worthy. – Megan
Jay Leno was interviewing Jesus at ‘The Village Idiot.’ But it’s not weird, it’s like ‘oh, there’s Jesus!’” – Lysa talking about one of the West Hollywood characters.
Leave your animal at home and eat with your friends. – Lysa, on the L.A. trend to take your animals everywhere, even outdoor seating at restaurants
Have a nice day. – Sarah
I will do everything I can to comply with your wishes. – Dad
Why are you acting like you didn’t know that? -Sarah
That’s what I do – I act aloof. – Husband