“I enjoy torturing myself – that’s why I’ve been friends with Sarah for so many years.” – Dan
“The only man I have to go home to is Caesar – and he kind of smells.” – Leanne
“I always pee my pants when I’m with you guys.” – Leanne
“I wish we could just get rid of all of the idiots in the world.” – Sarah
“There probably wouldn’t be anybody left because we’re all idiots to somebody.” – Dan
“It’s still as a dead duck out there.” – Grandma Faye
“I’ve got a lot of rage…and I need to dispense it somewhere.” – Lisa
“If they aren’t passive aggressive people and we can just talk about things, we’ll get things done.” – Sarah
“I hate pretending to be nice to people.” Scott L.
“Matt, do you snore like that every night?” – LaCresia
“There’s one person you can ask.” – Matt
“Can they make it stop? – Hattie
“It’s more fun to creatively call someone a @#$%ing idiot.” – Dan