“I learned a new phrase to use for conflict resolution management.” – Sarah
“Bang bang?” – Mom
“I like seeing all these old people out – it makes me feel younger.” – Greener
“Looks like she’s going to kill him.” – Sarah
“Not when he’s awake!” – Krystal
“Are you wearing underwear?” – Sarah
“Lots of it.” – Laura
“If it doesn’t get done, to Hell with it. Tomorrow’s another day.” – Grandma Faye
“I like to think of myself as a nice mix of uninformed and snooty.” – Chris Hemmah
“I guess you have to be Chris Hemmah now to make the quote board.” – Maria
“I’m a little dysfunctional but I’m still good looking.” – Maria (see above quotation)