Even animals think the people I know are amusing.
“I’m not a gymnast – but I was FLIPPING OUT when that car almost hit us.” Collin
“I’m so modest it rocks.” Amanda
“I told him he needs to do his garden talks.” – Aunt Deb
“Did you just say ‘garden topless?’” – Sarah
“Did someone say something about chocolate?” – Mom
“You’re a tiny little woman.” – Sarah
“A crazy little woman.” – Grandma Faye
“OK, I’m going to tell a really funny story. And then I’m going to kick your butt.” – Sarah to The Greener
“OK, I don’t like stepping over a man who doesn’t have a head.” Maren, vintage Cobber Homecoming 10/4/02
“I’m excited”. – Sarah
“Why”? – Husband
“Because it’s our anniversary.” – Sarah
“Oh. <pause> Do you want cake?” – Husband