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You STOLE my Mountain Dew and you SLAPPED me with cheese! – Jessica N.

It is so cold out my body parts are falling off. – Jessica R.

This year, I just don’t care. I’d rather you be frustrated than me be frustrated. – Jessica N.

Alright, Sarah is bleeping hilarious. – Jessica R.

We knew this already. – Dan

(Like I wouldn’t publish this somewhere – Sarah)

I left my patience in 2013.  – Jessica R.

People are running out of excuses for being stupid. – Dan

We will laugh about this in March. – Sarah

No – we won’t laugh until 2020. – Jessica R.

I have been attempting a very messy divorce from Google for years now. – Dan

Oh shut up, Siri. She’s such a jerk. She gets stupider with every incarnation. – Kelly B.

Screen Shot 2014-12-15 at 11.35.11 AMWhat’s a Type A personality? – Dad

Mom. – Sarah

Oh…got it. – Dad

It’s not worth brain damage, you don’t have to think that hard. – Megan

Some people have bad days…I don’t know what it’s like to be them. Intern Krista

Holiday decorating today and thankfully no one got electrocuted or fell off a ladder. P.S. John, I’m sorry I tried to stab you. – Sarah

I don’t think it’s fair for me to diagnose him as a sociopath. – Jessica R.

You can basically solve any problem with razor blades and Round Up – Megan

“…and Sarah is at a sandwich convention, whatever THAT is.” – Kelly B.

Here’s to a humorous and productive 2015!

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