April’s Featured Quotations

“I don’t have a clue.” – Mike
“Yeah right, I bet you have a raging clue.” – Dan

“Nick’s humor kills me sometimes.” – Tricia
“Someday…it will kill HIM.” – Sarah

“A dried beef ball – are you listening to those three words?” – Nicole to Megan

“Have you ever seen Weird Al? I’ve seen him twice…on purpose.” – Laura E.

“Listen to Justin Bieber and be quiet.” – Leanne

“Maybe I’ll get a giant leg tattoo of Maple.” – Husband
“That would be cool…until you’re 85.” – Sarah
“Then I’ll tell people that it’s a wolverine…or Chewbacca.” – Husband

Of a waitress…”She looks like the woman I saw digging in the dumpster on the way in. Oh, it is.” – Danny

“…just to put a bug in your ear.” – Sarah
“Oh there are so many bugs in there it’s just a buzz.” – Dad

“Put that in your quote book and…post it.” – Dan

“On a scale of 1-10…how funny do you think you are?” – Sarah
“Very.” – Husband
“That’s not even an answer.” – Sarah
“Exactly.” – Husband

An anonymous quotation from McCurdy Family Easter:
“It looks like you’ve had a hot toddy.”
“I AM a hot toddy.”