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April’s Featured Quotations

By Sarah Hinnenkamp

This guy thinks we're all a bunch of April fools.

“I thought it was quite unprofessional.” – Sarah
“Well, it’s not even human.” – Laura

“If it doesn’t get done tomorrow, it’ll get done the next day…or the next day. If not – it probably doesn’t matter.” – Grandma Faye

“Looks like I gotta build a house in Texas to make a quote board these days. That’s too bad…considering I’m damn funny.” – Maria

“I’m diverting a crisis right now…with a side o’ ‘bitch.’” – Mystery Woman (any guesses?)

“Oh my God – it’s like I crapped in his Wheaties or something.” Dan

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  1. Laura says

    April 1, 2011 at 6:28 pm

    I’M FAME-ISH! (And I believe the mystery woman is Greener.)

  2. Maria Damn Funny Bosak says

    April 1, 2011 at 8:20 pm

    I love the photo. :) Oh and my quote rocks…I’m just sayin..

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