Happy Holidays!
Oh…you’re so boring! I’m dying! – Husband listening to the radio
So I’ll be able to go through the pasture without smokin’ a belt? – Mom about her new mower
Did she drop acid at Zorbaz? – Sarah
Oh frick – I make myself laugh. – Leanne
That was so funny I just spit! – Scott
Well what the hell? They need a basement. – Leanne talking about her new dollhouse
I feel like I’m dealing in some back alley with a scoundrel. – Terry
Would you like a peanut butter ball? – Laura E.
No thank you. I’ve had 47. – Sarah
Vintage College, 2002
Does anybody have an Exacto knife? – Maren
I have an approximate-o knife. – Kirsten
What are you doing? – Kirsten
Washing my face. – Sarah
It’s not gonna help. – Kirsten
Vintage Newsroom, 2006-7
At 5:45pm…
Did we have a story for five? – Dave E.
<pause> Yeah, you edited it. – Sarah
Oh. Must have been a dandy. – Dave E.
I just got kicked out of the N-Sync chat room. – Cherlene
Hey if I was hot, I’d be in Playboy.” – Reporter
Well, there’s always Hustler. – Producer
I don’t start fights, I end them. – Cherlene
I like the radio one. I’ve been known to scream “blah, blah, blah — get to the point” more times than I’d like to admit. I swear, once you work in the industry, it makes you a critic.