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December’s Featured Quotations

By Sarah Hinnenkamp

Happy Holidays!

 

Oh…you’re so boring! I’m dying! – Husband listening to the radio

 

So I’ll be able to go through the pasture without smokin’ a belt? – Mom about her new mower

 

Did she drop acid at Zorbaz? – Sarah

 

Oh frick – I make myself laugh. – Leanne

 

That was so funny I just spit! – Scott

 

Well what the hell? They need a basement. – Leanne talking about her new dollhouse

 

I feel like I’m dealing in some back alley with a scoundrel. – Terry

 

Would you like a peanut butter ball? – Laura E.
No thank you. I’ve had 47. – Sarah

 

Vintage College, 2002

Does anybody have an Exacto knife? – Maren
I have an approximate-o knife. – Kirsten

 

What are you doing? – Kirsten
Washing my face. – Sarah
It’s not gonna help. – Kirsten

 

Vintage Newsroom, 2006-7

At 5:45pm…

Did we have a story for five? – Dave E.
<pause> Yeah, you edited it. – Sarah
Oh. Must have been a dandy. – Dave E.

 

I just got kicked out of the N-Sync chat room. – Cherlene

 

Hey if I was hot, I’d be in Playboy.” – Reporter
Well, there’s always Hustler. – Producer

 

I don’t start fights, I end them. – Cherlene

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  1. Alicia says

    December 17, 2012 at 4:46 pm

    I like the radio one. I’ve been known to scream “blah, blah, blah — get to the point” more times than I’d like to admit. I swear, once you work in the industry, it makes you a critic.

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