December’s Featured Quotations

We need a blimp, you guys. – Sarah
Duh. – Kevin from E&G Marketing Team

Caffeine works with anything. – Buddhi

All Chucks must be nice. – Shelby

Even a blind squirrel finds a nut every once in a while. – Dan

You could put Hallmark out of BUSINESS with your handwriting! – Megan to Laura

About cats being obsessed with her…
I think I give off furmones. – Mom
It’s pheromones. – Sarah
I call them ‘furmones’ because of the cats. – Mom

You did this, didn’t you? – Sarah
I’d like to think so. – Dave G.

I think I still have a mustache in my purse. – Lisa

I find humor in all misery, including my own. –Dan

Just stand up and say you want more apple balls! – Sarah

It seems like when life gets rough, I get quotable. – Dan

I cry at baptisms, but I don’t cry at weddings. – Sarah
That’s dumb. You should cry at weddings – those people don’t know what they’re getting in to. – Grandma Faye