“I wish my grandma was a Southern grandma – my grandma hates me.” – Peter Z.
“No! She can’t win! She doesn’t even count!” LaCresia on Sarah winning Harry Potter BINGO.
“Matt, do you snore like that every night?” – LaCresia
“There’s one person you can ask.” – Matt
“Can they make it stop? – Hattie
“I feel bad that I didn’t bring my sunscreen and that Chad got sunburned…because I heard that hurts.” – LaCresia
“These mosquitoes are like golf balls.” – LaCresia
“These ear plugs are awesome. I wonder how they work.” – LaCresia
“They PLUG your EARS.” – Hattie
“One…two…no gang signs, please.” – Sarah, taking a group photo
“Who left the gall bladder on the table?” – Morgan cleaning up Apples to Apples cards
“Does anyone want a hippopotamus?” Christie creating artsy pancakes
“OCEAN!!!!” – Jess
“There’s Beyonce’s house…There’s Beyonce’s house…There’s Beyonce’s beach house.” – LaCresia
*Emily playing with her belly button and talking about having children someday*
“I’m afraid to feel the baby pulling on the other side.”
About playing Catch Phrase – “I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time…well, since yesterday.” – Emily
“I eat everything – except for human flesh…and raw meat.” – Serge
“I have a friend who has it on her bucket list to punch someone in the face.” – Emily
“That was probably the most innocent grandpa bee of your life.” – Hattie, upset that LaCresia wanted to kill a bee in the pool house
“You get slapped by an orangutan…and you are dead.” – Serge’s musings on the animal kingdom
“Hmm…hmm…hmm…You got a whole lotta world to figure out…just sayin’.” – LaCresia
*Hattie drops the carpet at ReStore*
“I need a steak!” – Hattie
“I need six cups of coffee and some meat.” – Hattie
“…so make sure you’re ready with the air mattresses at 8.” – Kaitlin
“…or you’ll get beat in the face.” – Hattie
“Nobody’s gonna be awake until 7:59 – let’s be honest.” – LaCresia
*Leaving Houston*
“What’s our next stop, LaCresia?” – Luther, half of the awesome bus driver duo
“Minnesota.” – LaCresia
“Oh my God – how did you get a baby?” Adam viewing the picture of Xiangjun holding a random baby carrier at a Whataburger.
“I wish we could nominate Ke$ha.” Andrew sighing during the nominations for the Brainless/Awesome Award.
“I think we should not nominate Ke$ha.” – Hattie
“I need to go home!” – everyone
Maria says
Looks like I gotta build a house in Texas to make a quote board these days. That’s too bad…considering I’m damn funny.