Sarah, Dan, and Laura
“Driving isn’t much fun now that I stay within the bounds of the law.” – Laura
“There’s a SPAM museum?” – Sarah
“Yes.” – Laura
“Someday there will be a Midwest Junk museum.” – Sarah
“There is – it’s your garage.” – Laura
“Ok, I’m gonna pass you – you’re driving like a dufus.” – Laura
“Yay! Laura’s in Iowa!” – Sarah
“It’s just like I imagined it would be.” – Laura
“In high school…I used to be called “The Mullet Hunter.” – Laura
“There are nice girls in Fargo. I don’t know any, but…” – Laura on setting up a friend
“I think one of her cats was suicidal.” – Dan
“I don’t mind being the hot girl in high school, playing hard to get.” – Dan on his business strategy
“I can’t be as mean to Dan as I am to you.” Laura to Sarah
“As least you’re not as mean to me as Leanne is – that’s a compliment, Laura.” – Sarah
“I charge $100 for a photo with me.” – Junk Vendor
“That’s ok – we charge $200 to put the photo on our blog.” – Sarah
“Laura, this is pretty good for meeting an obnoxious guy at a bar one winter.” – Dan, on their business partnership
“Yeah, but this was new and stupid with two other people – it wasn’t just your hairbrained scheme.” – Chelsey – Dan’s wife on his new business
“Time for the Village Inn and bed?” – Laura
“We are…80.” – Sarah
I have to smile at the Spam Museum quote. Did you know that there’s a Hobo Museum down here in Iowa? You should definitely check it out on your next junking trip! :)