“I didn’t know we were wearing our judging pants today.” – Laura
“I’ve never taken them off – not even to wash them.” – Miss October 2011, Maria Bosak
“I have enough brain cells to tell everyone else what to do but not myself.” Amy K.
“Thank God this isn’t your car – I just blew snot all over.” – Sarah (sorry Lisa)
“She’ll have a holy bird AND a cat…she’ll probably have two cats.” – Grandma Faye
“I just think it’s funny to watch people sniff a diaper.” Trisha M.
“Who doesn’t like fire? Well, except maybe wood.” Danny T.
Haven't laughed enough? Here's me playing "Stella," Paula Abdul's judgy, imaginary sister, during a skit at UND.
Can I borrow those sunglasses?