Happy Fall, y'all!
“I would have been here sooner…but I wasn’t.” – Sarah
“That has nothing to do with Apple computers – that’s a naked lady.” – Trisha
“Everybody poops, Trisha.” – Sarah
“But not everybody announces it.” – Trisha
“It’s horrible…HORRIBLE. My brain just threw up.” – Husband
“You’re not a very good thief if you steal and then tell people about it.” – Laura C.
Overheard at Target, woman on cell phone: “You want to mess with a hormonal pregnant woman? I will rip your face off.”
“Are you done swearing at the tin foil or ya got more in ya?” – Sarah
“I got more in me.” – Husband
Usually one fights with the saran wrap, not tin foil! :) Thanks for the giggles!
True story: Last night, I had a dream that I said something completely hilarious and witty, so I called you to tell you about it, and that it better make it on your blog. Then, this morning, I woke up, checked for a new post, and there were the featured quotations. So funny!