“The doghouse is my man cave.” Newlywed Dan “Anybody can do news – we could do news – we should do news.” – co-worker Mike Mike looks up – looooong pause. “What would be real news?” – Mike “From A’s … Continue reading
Featured July Quotations
“What the bleepin’ honkin’….” – Former Co-Worker Scott “You’re getting the show for free today. I’m freakin’ hilarious.” – Sarah “Early to bed, early to rise…” – Sarah “…makes a man tired.” – … Continue reading
Featured June Quotations
“I’m just sick of making tacos for morons.” former student Ashley about her college job “I think it’s fun to dress nifty.” – Casey, a well dressed former student “I think you just like saying … Continue reading
Featured May Quotations
“I had the severe stupids yesterday.” – Woody “Scott’s laugh should go on the quote board.” - Meghan “I would rather shove a hot poker in my eye than shoot static shots.” – Scott … Continue reading
Featured April Quotations
“Stupid men. I hate my gender.” - Romyn "It’s a minor character flaw…being evil." – Lisa “The ball’s in your court …throw it at his head.” – Sarah … Continue reading
Featured March Quotations
“Ah, the Mediocre Western.” – my friend, Romyn, while driving by a Best Western “You know, they say the things that bother us most about other people are the same flaws we have.” - Terry “What … Continue reading
February Featured Quotations
February Featured Quotations "If you were a vegetable, which one would you be?" -Supervisor "I'd be an orange." -Intern "I'm still on the "Information Gravel Road" - I haven't pulled out onto the … Continue reading