My loyalty is measured in dollars and pennies. – Dan I wish I had been born organized instead of good looking. - Dad Why do you think you can just make unilateral decisions? - Sarah Because I get up … Continue reading
May’s Featured Quotations
“I learned a new phrase to use for conflict resolution management.” – Sarah “Bang bang?” - Mom "I like seeing all these old people out – it makes me feel younger." – Greener "Looks like she’s going … Continue reading
April’s Featured Quotations
“I thought it was quite unprofessional.” – Sarah “Well, it’s not even human.” – Laura “If it doesn’t get done tomorrow, it’ll get done the next day…or the next day. If not – it probably doesn’t … Continue reading
Houston Habitat Trip Quotes
“I wish my grandma was a Southern grandma – my grandma hates me.” - Peter Z. “No! She can’t win! She doesn’t even count!” LaCresia on Sarah winning Harry Potter BINGO. “Matt, do you snore like that … Continue reading
March’s Featured Quotations
Happy Birthday Lisa! “Do you guys ever wonder what it would be like to have fur?” – Lisa “I’m gonna make that damn quote board – forget that Megan girl.” - Maria “He doesn’t look to be a man made … Continue reading
February’s Featured Quotations
"February has blown chunks." – Tricia, vintage 2007 “I want to hold her head under water – just for a little while.” - John Sarah offers to edit the 10 pm news package. "Well, I'd rather lose the … Continue reading
January’s Featured Quotations
“Do you know that this nail polish smells like apples? *sniff* Oh, no – it smells like nail polish.” - Kirsten *“Lindsey joined a sports team so she could have a big locker.” – Megan “Frasier has … Continue reading
November’s Featured Quotations
“Sometimes I don’t mean to put people in their place – it’s like a reflex.” - Krystal “Who the eff is Ian?” – Megan “He’s the head of security.” – Nicole “Am I going to wake up in a hotel in … Continue reading
“Extreme” Quotations
“We run a construction site and we can’t even get a light bulb.” -- Megan “I had chicken pox on my tonsils and they are scarred.” – Megan “I sunburned my tonsils. I fell asleep in the tanning bed … Continue reading
September’s Featured Quotations
"I want to hold her head under water – just for a little while." - my brother, talking about a co-worker “I’m so modest it rocks.” Amanda “Here’s a guy who did a lot of Web in the ‘90s.” – co-worker … Continue reading