These lessons really suck…don’t listen to me. – Becky I would really feel awkward if I lived in a meth house in a historic district. – Sarah Oh crap – there are the houses again. – Lisa I think it’s telling when there are safety glasses sitting next to the coffee … Continue reading
I will brush my teeth – one of us has to. – Lisa I told you that you were funny just to cover up the fact that I maimed your birthday cake. – Lisa putting words in Kelly's … Continue reading
Vintage 2006 Do you ever dance with your animals? – Emily <pause> Sometimes I put my cat, Butterscotch, in a bag and swing him around. – That Elisa Girl Present … Continue reading
Happy New Year everyone! Hope 2013 is getting off to a great start. Here's a few laughs to help you ease in to the new year. Make 2013 a year to remember! How's 2013 so far? - Sarah It's the … Continue reading
Happy Holidays! Oh...you’re so boring! I’m dying! – Husband listening to the radio So I’ll be able to go through the pasture without smokin’ a belt? – Mom about her new … Continue reading
Happy Month o' Halloweeeeeeeen! Krystals don’t bite on purpose…only when they’re cornered. – Krystal Did your brain throw up again? – Sarah Nope. Pooped. – Husband You may wear … Continue reading
"I would have been here sooner...but I wasn't." – Sarah "That has nothing to do with Apple computers - that's a naked lady." – Trisha "Everybody poops, Trisha." – Sarah "But not … Continue reading
"Glee is ruining the world." - Terry "Why? Because there's harmony in a commercial?" - Sarah "Yes." – Terry while watching a show about spies "Terry...do you want to tell me that you're … Continue reading
"When I tell a joke, you don’t laugh – but you laugh at your own jokes." - Sarah "That’s because mine are funny." - Husband "I'm thinking we take a clown car to a gator wrestling event and then start … Continue reading
“I enjoy torturing myself – that’s why I’ve been friends with Sarah for so many years.” – Dan "The only man I have to go home to is Caesar – and he kind of smells." – Leanne "I always pee my pants … Continue reading